Sooo the first day where literally everything possible can go wrong and you feel like hiding in a cupboard with possibly gin?
What was everyone else's, here's mine...
I have ds 4 and dd 9 days old, my sisters dd 1 has come to stay by pre arranged for ages. We have no hot water or heating, the boiler has no error code, it's been bled through, the water in our area has gone off twice in the last week so I'm sure it's something to do with that. Anyways it all worked fine last night. Now me and dh are by no means mario or Luigi but we've tried a few thing nonsuh luck. Dh just flooded the kitchen floor because he left the plug in. We've had no sleep, my dd wants boobs, ds decided to swing off the stairs (he's fine just got sent to his room) sdd wants cuddles and everyone is crying. I'm still bleeding quiet heavily and need a shower (luckily it works but he chances of being able to get in it are minimal) DH's grandma wants to come over to stare at the baby again and we've already explained we're busy, she's going to turn up anyways. Poor dogs need a walk my sister has not sent a coat for sdd or wellies, we live in a field.
What a fucking day... but we're still laughing 
Please send gin!!!