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Jonut · 28/05/2007 12:23

Lord before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep!
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who's willy is thick and long!
Oh send me a man who's thoughful and kind,
makes love to my body
and won't fuck with my mind!
But as I kneel here and pray by my bed,
I look at the WANKER you sent me instead!

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singingmum · 28/05/2007 12:23


PinkMartini · 28/05/2007 12:42

I think you'll find that single women get home look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. Those with a partner get home, look at what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

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