Prayer

[Jonut]

Lord before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep!
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who's willy is thick and long!
Oh send me a man who's thoughful and kind,
makes love to my body
and won't fuck with my mind!
But as I kneel here and pray by my bed,
I look at the WANKER you sent me instead!
Amen!

[singingmum]

lol

[PinkMartini]

I think you'll find that single women get home look at what's in the fridge and go to bed. Those with a partner get home, look at what's in the bed and go to the fridge.