Mancunian Part Deux

[Pan]

What do you call a bunch of Mancs. in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do you call a bunch of Mancs. in a filing cabinet, in alphabetical order?

Well sorted.

What do you call a bunch of Mancs. in a filing cabinet, in alphabetical order, that is locked.

Safe.

lol

I like them Pan,

have you seen the Peter Kay sketch when he takes his Nan to the cinema in Manchester?

The cinema screen is making a noise so he goes to complain to a young Manc lad working in the cinema.

"The screens buzzing"

Manc Lad "oh thanks nice one"

WB - that is the only PK line that I know!!

LOL, i hate it when i say something in a real manc accent.

I most dont talk like that, ive trained myself lol, but once in a while ill say something like ee-yahh when shouting someone or say a word in a really strong manc accent and ill cringe!!

Manc. Part Un.

What do you call an aardvaak from Manchester that likes fighting??

A well 'ardvaak.

Bum bum.