Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were having their honeymoon in a local motel. hey begin doing what honeymooners always do, but right before they consummate the marriage the woman says, "be gentle, i'm a virgin."
The man is shocked and visibly upset and storms out of the room without saying a word. He goes home to his family and tells them what happened, and his dad agrees, "if she isn't good enogh for her own family, she sure as hell isn't good enough for you!