Would you rather?

[Comedyshortsgamer]

I will start

Have £100 in paper money or £150 in 10p coins?

£150 in 10p coins, just chuck it in the bank 😀

£150 please

Would you rather...

Fall in love with a blood relative you met as an adult

or

Fall in love with your kid's ex lover.

My Nan married her daughters ex lover..

21 years of the most happy marriage I've ever witnessed - I'll take that!

Would you rather have two knees on each leg (so a leg consisting of three sections), or two elbows on each arm?

Two elbows on each arm - I can’t work out how walking with three leg segments would work!

Would you rather fight ten duck sized horses or one horse sized duck!

*?

Ten duck sized horses. Imagine the beak on a horse sized duck!

Would you rather have uncontrollable wind in loud burp form, or stinky fart form?

Stinky fart, and just keep moving

Would you rather be only able to drink water for the rest of your life, or drink whatever you want but it has to have a drop of wee in it?

Would the provenance of the wee be known?

Would you rather sleep with A guy who had dicks on his hands or fingers for a dick?

Provenance of the wee is unknown.

Also, it would be a little bit yellow.

Fingers for a dick... is that not an obvious choice

Would you rather walk across a bed of really sharp nails or burning hot coals?

If the wee could be diseased, it would have to be water. I’d reconsider for screened wee though .

Coals- you couldn’t run on nails.

And I’m slightly excited about the notion of fingers-for-a-dick-man...

Would you rather have fingers as toes or toes as fingers? 🤔

deusex, I just watched that film!

I have an awful one. Your mother and your partner swap bodies, you have to sleep with one of them to fix it...

(I'd also love some finger toes)

Ooo that's a hard one 🤔 i suppose sleep with the partners body 🤣🤣🤔

Haha my partner said he would sleep with my body but have to put something over his mums face 🤣🤦🏽‍♀️