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What are you obsessed with?

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eenybeeny · 12/04/2007 10:38

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions of one sort or another," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Let's go Dick, we're outta here!"

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MrsWho · 12/04/2007 21:30
Grin
Crazydazy · 12/04/2007 21:31

That cheered me up thanks

mrsgenehunt · 12/04/2007 21:40
Grin
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