Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who walked into a bra?

[tinkerbellhadpiles]

Or the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog?

There is always the one who sold his soul to Santa.

roffle

And the one who asked a bloke if he was a skier, he said no, I'm a toboganist, so he said Oh I'll have 20 bensons then please.

Or the junkie who choked on his own Vimto

haha, youve ovioulsy got the twisty calender?!