My boys crack me up and I wanted to share their wisdom.
Parents evening at nursery, all the children have painted self portraits on the big windows and our son had no hair ? When asked why he was bald he answers in a very harassed tone that there was no blonde paint ! Lol
Other son had to do a speaking nod listening exam at school and told me how nervous he was talking to a stranger ! My reply "who was it"? Was met with a axasperated "I don't know mum that's why it was a stranger". Burned by a 10 year old lol