The thread about the kiddies song reminded me of this joke.
A frog goes into the bank to ask for a loan.
The Cashier's name is Miss P Whack.
"Good Morning, I am Mr K Jagger" he says. "I would like to borrow £10,000, to buy a boat for the family"
"Have you got any collateral" asks the cashier.
"only this pink elephant ornament" he replies.
"can you please wait here a moment" she aks.
She then goes into the maagers office.
"I have a Mr K Jagger at the counter wanting to borrow £10,000" she explains to him,"but the only colllateral he has is this ornament. What should I do?"
The manager replies "It's a nick nack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone"