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If you were made of plastercine

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Justmadeperfectflapjacks · 17/04/2017 17:36

How would you mould yourself each morning?
Would you be the same every day?
How would you shape dh?
Would you make your hair long /short?
Would you make dh bigger (Blush)?
Would you give dc longer legs to walk faster instead of whinging?
Maybe you could have more arms to multi task?

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ProudBadMum · 17/04/2017 17:39

I'd be different each day. Sometimes tall and sometimes short.

My son wouldn't have a mouth but would have extra arms so he can carry all the nerf bullets from around the house without moaning about it

HeyCat · 17/04/2017 17:39

Multiple boobs, all producing lots of milk.

At least 4 arms, so I can eat while feeding, and driving the toddlers trains etc.

Maybe a sort of kangaroo pouch for baby-carrying.

coughingbean · 17/04/2017 17:50

I'd have different hair everyday!

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