Dirty talk

[aintnobodygottimefodat]

Getting up close and personal with my husband... I grab his ahem erection and whisper "ooh what's this" in my most silky, seductive voice.

He replies with "That'll be my Phallic Matter"

So sexy.

Let's hear some of your mood killer moments

My DP tried to seductively tell me right when I was about to finish that he wanted to go down on me.... so I need to shave more often.

Needless to say I was mortified and did enjoy myself one bit.

WhyIsThereHariboInMyWine

My DP wouldn't survive that!

I hope you told your DP to jog on,Whyis.