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Cheese!!

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feelsosadtoday · 28/12/2016 13:49

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi

What's the best cheese to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

Any more cheesy jokes!!

OP posts:

Soubriquet · 28/12/2016 13:52

What cheese do you use to call a bear over?

Camembert

Original poster

feelsosadtoday · 28/12/2016 13:55

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de Brie everywhere

OP posts:

Velocitractor · 28/12/2016 14:00

Which cheese society is secretly running the world?

the Hallouminati

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Velocitractor · 28/12/2016 14:00

Which cheese society is secretly running the world?

the Hallouminati

Soubriquet · 28/12/2016 14:01

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

KirstyJC · 28/12/2016 14:01

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho cheese

faceremovinghaircream · 28/12/2016 14:02

What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese..

Soubriquet · 28/12/2016 14:04

What did the Queen say when someone threw cheese at her?

How dairy!

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