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Living Life Backwards.......................

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onefootinthegravy · 15/02/2007 16:50

Subject: Living Life Backwards
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

OP posts:
isaidno · 15/02/2007 17:35


sockmonkey · 15/02/2007 17:51


chestnutty · 16/02/2007 21:37

sign me up too

charliecat · 16/02/2007 22:51
charliecat · 16/02/2007 22:51
Aloveheart · 27/02/2007 12:44


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