Cadbury World: The Horror...

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We went to Cadbury World during half-term. This is our review of it:

daddyburnsthesalad.wordpress.com/2016/10/30/stuff-your-day-out-with-choc-fat-prole/

Goodness what a lot of different groups you look down on. How nice to be so perfect.

What's with all the chocolate related bitching? What exactly did you think you would find in cadbury world?

I like Cadbury World

Giratina, in response to your question, this is what we expected from Cadbury World:

1. Excitement
2. Good times
3. Fun
4. Interesting stuff about chocolate

Chocolate is great, believe me. I love choc. That's why I'm the incredibly comfortable shape that I am.

I suppose our expectations were brought up by a recent trip to Legoland (it's a land of Lego: OK, it's a brand-sponsored day out by a massive corporation, but that didn't stop it being bloody marvellous). Cadbury World is the opposite of Legoland, in that it's not fun, boring, a waste of a day out, and leaves you feeling slightly sick.

Well it's put me off. And I love chocolate.

Why did you go there? Your expectations seem to be a bit skewed - it's half term so yes, there were children there. It's Cadbury World so there was chocolate.

Anyway clearly you won't be visiting again which is good as I would hate to bump into you whilst I'm having a great time - you'd ruin it for me and mine.

I only read your blog post because of the previous two comments. They were right. It isn't even funny.

I went with DS (8) had a great day... It was full of chocolate..We learnt something and I got him in a 4D cinema... Result.

oh and food was reasonable priced.

So you went to something in Birmingham aimed at children and are struggling with the concept that there were both Brummies and children present?
But at least you have some blog traffic so, hey.

I went a few months ago kids loved it we saw the factory working we had our picture taken on a bar of chocolate 🍫 the playground was great didn't bother with the cinema we saw a live magic show instead