Q: Why did the Irish man photocopy his bum?

[jayisforjessica]

A: For the craic!

(I'm really sorry to any Irish people who are offended by this but oh, it did give me the giggles!)

We don't have bums, we have arses.

Just so you know

Ok I've got one.

Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

A: Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

Feck, drink, [channels Father Jack]

Just shared your joke with dh (Irish) and he liked it