MN Olympics! Would you make the podium?!

[IAmSeriousAndDontCallMeShirley]

I would like to welcome you all to the opening ceremony of the MN Olympics.

Parents- pick your discipline and go for gold!

I'll be entering myself for fastest nappy change in be 'crawlers' category!

I would also like to compete in to an endurance even involving longest rendition of 'Old MacDonald' to keep a baby happy in the car.

Over to you.....

• endurance event

My discipline is being able to play the Would You Rather game for a solid 30 minutes, I'm def gold medal material:

Examples of the questions are:

DS2 - Would you rather eat poo for the rest of your life or eat sticks
DS1 - Would you rather burn alive or drown
DS2 - Would you rather mine emeralds or mine redstone?
DS1 - Would you rather have a dinosaur or a poisonous scorpion as a pet
DS2 - Would you rather have no bum or no face for the rest of your life
DS2 - Would you rather poo out of your face or talk out of your bum

etc etc etc til all sparks of life & hope have faded...then you can start the Minecraft quiz oh joy, regardless of having never played Minecraft before:

• Mummy how many lives does a cow have
• Mummy how do you make a diamond reverse thrust blade axe
• Mummy is a zombie villager better than a zombie cow
• Look mummy look I can hit this sheep, no mummy you're not looking, no its not animal cruelty as its a game, they are not real animals, mummy you're still not looking, mummy look at this cow, mummy you're still not looking, do you prefer this cow or a sheep, how about a zombie cow & this sheep, which do you think would win between a zombie cow & a zombie sheep, mummy look at this

AAARGH!

Midnight I don't see anyone beefing able to beat the would you rather game! Had me snort laughing! Xx

*would be able- not beefing!