After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.
"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed.
"You mean he has a penis and a brain?"