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anyone fancy Hugh Dennis?

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HarumScarumSanitarium · 20/06/2016 20:57

I have got a massive crush on Hugh Dennis. I think he is smart, funny and downright gorgeous. I have even had sexy dreams about him!

I realise this is not a conventional crush to have but does anyone get me?!

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justdontevenfuckingstart · 20/06/2016 21:03

Google Hugh Dennis crystal maze, I am rubbish at linking. Have always loved him.

MidnightVelvetthe5th · 20/06/2016 21:07

Hahaha no but i see what you mean. He has a nice crumply friendly face Smile

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 20/06/2016 21:11

No he repulsed me with his self satisfied 'I was funny for 5 seconds in the 90's' face

notagiraffe · 20/06/2016 21:13

No but I walked into a cafe he was in not long ago. He looked up from his laptop and gave me the loveliest smile (I'm a dumpy middle aged woman so it wasn't a flirt, just a sweet, friendly smile to a passing stranger) and I thought how lovely he seemed, so can see why you would!

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HarumScarumSanitarium · 20/06/2016 22:27

Which area were you in NotaGiraffe? So I can camp out there! Wink

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notagiraffe · 20/06/2016 22:51

South Bank. He was in the cafe at the front of the Royal Festival Hall.

Diamogs · 20/06/2016 23:00

Tall and funny, what's not to like?

HarrietSchulenberg · 20/06/2016 23:09

I once held a door open for him at TV Centre, years ago. I didn't recognise him at first, just held the door so it didn't swing shut in the face of the man behind me (him). He didn't say "Thank you" or acknowledge it, just sashayed through and gave me a rather supercilious look. It took me a good 5 mins to remember him as the bloke who'd used to be in The Mary Whitehouse Experience.
This was at least 16 years ago I've disliked the smug-faced twat ever since.

Paperm0ver · 20/06/2016 23:14

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mrswarthog · 20/06/2016 23:17

Yes. And Ian Hislop.

sneezydopey · 20/06/2016 23:20

Get your hands off him, he's mine (in my dreams at least)

Also have the hots for Paul Merton :)

squoosh · 21/06/2016 14:36

Ahh what a sweet thread title. We don't get enough lust for the celebrities at the plainer end of the spectrum.

squoosh · 21/06/2016 14:37

But to answer your question, no, obviously I don't fancy Hugh Dennis!

Queenbean · 21/06/2016 14:38

I get so confused between him and the guy who does The Weakest Link

Queenbean · 21/06/2016 14:38

Hang on no, I mean Pointless!!

BettyCrystal · 21/06/2016 14:39

Haven't seen / heard of him since the 90s. Must Google...

BettyCrystal · 21/06/2016 14:40

Haven't seen / heard of him since the 90s. Must Google...

Illias · 16/07/2016 00:19

Ahh, HD is lovely! I always have an 'ahhh' moment watching Mock the Week, love it when he finds himself so funny he can't continue with his joke!

BigGreenOlives · 26/07/2016 04:46

Yes

Borogoves · 26/07/2016 05:03

Love Hugh Dennis!

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