blonde's day out

[hockeypuck]

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all

Brunettes,
chartered a Gray Line double-decker bus No 63 for a weekend
bowling tournament in
Brisbane.

The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the
Blonde team
rode on the top level.

The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a
great time
when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from
the Blondes
upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the
Blondes frozen in
fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, clutching the
seats in front
of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here?
We're having a
great time downstairs!"

One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and
whispered,

"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."

My DD's blonde friend (only 11yo) came in the other day saw my DS's marmite lunch box (its the new design shaped like a giant marmite jar.) She got really excited and said "WOW look at that big jar of marmite!" she really beleived it was a big jar of marmite and wouldnt beleive us it wasnt until we opened it so show her ! She was mighty dissapointed!