Glasgae accent required for this one

[PickleAndPudding]

Is that a pavlova or a meringue?

Aye yer right its a pavlova

Sad weegies.

Heeey im from glasgow - i think this ia a palaver all right

no no no, its my mums (glaswegian) favourite all time joke:

is it a cake or a merginue?
as she looks in bakers window

said in glasgewian accent fast as normal

lol

Took 3 attempts in Belfast accent! Got there.

worth it???

I must be a thick glaswegian cos I'm just not gettin it

hahahaha
got it!!!!!

Aye, worth it!

weepootie..you are!

never the same when you have to explain it!

The punchline is, surely...aye ye right enough it's a cake...

jees, sorry it's already been done by Leisel

well, the oldies are the best!

weepootie...or, am i wrang?

lol

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!! just couldn't see the wood for the trees! (and only got it when you spelt it out suzy)

aaawww..yer thick but cute with it!

do you know lobey doser?
are you fae glesca?

lol suzy! aye, I'm 'fae glesga', but don't know lobey doser. Maybe I've been away too long. Do you still live there?

was born in glasgow but never really lived there, knew it sort of in bits my parents both came from there

lobey doser, from the evening news?

nope you've lost me, must remember to ask my mum though...

camp bloke goes into a baker's shop and says 'can i have a mince round?' baker says 'you do what you like like son...'

lol again! Brilliant Aitch - and it only tooke me 2 attempts to get that one.

oops, took

I still cannot get it

I promise I am Scottish!!

Which one you not getting mellowma, the mince one?

(pmsl - am about as far from being Glaswegian as it's possible to be, but my extensive Brookmyre habit means I got both the jokes and know Lobey Dosser. Keep 'em coming...)