Feeling a tad despondent? Have a look at the Depp/Heard apology for some light relief...

[TensionWheelsCoolHeels]

Ahhhhaaahhaaaaaaa!!!!

Fecking hilarious here

Depp looks like an utter muppet.

It's ridiculous - the contempt he's treated our immigration/importation rules with is almost comprehension.

She lied on a federal document - it wasn't a mistake, it was a deliberate act and neither of them saw anything wrong in that.

Mind you, I also think the sentence was a joke. You can pretty much guarantee if it wasn't for the fact his films bring so much to the local area it would have been a different story. I also doubt he'd ever get another visa to come back if he wasn't famous. He threatened a govt minister, on air! If he was just some random she would have been jailed and neither of them would be welcome back.

Damnit - BEYOND comprehension!!

It's a pisstake isn't it? Making fun of a country trying to protect their flora and fauna. As if they're entitled to do whatever the hell they want, because of who he thinks he is

Heard it described as the kind of vide released by hostage-takers of the hostage - except more wooden...

whats wrong with his face?!!!

I watched that yesterday, thought they looked stoned.

Depp has looked a mess ever since he left his wife, like a doughy mess.
Strange.
He also looks slightly medicated.
Maybe the angels cannot forgive him for 'The Tourist'
Shocking.

Not sure if this will work
But the man has committed to cake and pasta like he means it.

Are 'cake' and 'pasta' code words?

No they are meant to be read literally

I guess he had about 50 years of being beautiful and now just can't be arsed. Vanessa definitely had him at his best.

She did, and she still rocks. Their daughter is gorgeous

Agree about Vanessa.
Sheer class.
He will eventually regret it, too late, like they all do.
After making a fool of himself, as now, like they all do

I can remember that when he was asked why he and Vanessa wouldn't get married, he said it was because Paradis was a beautiful name and if they married she'd have to become Depp, which didn't sound as melodic!

I'll just leave this here as a glorious reminder of what once was...

I still think Winona Ryder was the one that got away for him. , the way he looks at her from about 1:20...