Ritchie and Billie 4eva! Yes!
He always looked so uncomfortable in photos with Natasha. I am surprised they lasted this long.
She seems like a nightmare: baby with bloke 1, baby with bloke 2, got back with bloke 1 (I think I'm the only person with sufficient in-depth sleb knowledge to remember this), then married bloke 3. Baby with bloke 3, divorce then straight onto baby with bloke 4. Get engaged and talk only about the ring. Then split up and talk to OK.
And she's still got another decade to have more babies...
She has the cheek in that article (yes, I read it, I cannot stop myself) to say she puts her children first (while yanking them out of school to have their photos taken for a bloody magazine article about her love life). I will tolerate a lot from minor slebs but arsing around having many babies with many partners pisses me right off (i went right off Jude Law, pretty as he is, for the same reason)
Billie was a much saner girl, Ritchie! But you lost her I'm afraid. And got Natasha, for life now you have a baby. Where did it all go wrong?
In other news Ellie Goulding and Greg James??? I missed that! Oh they would have been lovely!