Clean silly jokes for a 6yr old?

[itsazoohere]

Her fav. is...an irish man walks into a library and asks says "fish and chips, please." The librarian says "sorry, sir, this is a library". "Oh," replies the irish man (in a whisper) "sorry, fish and chips please".

That one, and the one we got from here...
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!
She's still giggling, two days later.

why was the sand wet???

cos the sea-weed

Current faves are:

Knock knock
who's there?
runnip
runnip who? (you need to say it!)

They then roll around shrieking runny poo.

and...

How do you make an elephant float?
With ice cream.

(most people look blank at that one, but it really made me laugh)

Two snowmen in a field.

One snowman says to the other snowman:

"Can you smell carrots?"

Love the interupting sheep joke.

What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.

What's E.T. short for?
Cos he's only got little legs (LOVE THAT ONE!)

How many ears did Davy Crocket have?
3 - a left ear, a right ear and a wild frontier.

We had the interrupting cow...
The interrup... MOO!

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

DAM!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear muffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you

itsazoohere - what about 1st Man goes to the chip shop and says 'Can I have some fish and chips, please?'
2nd Man behind counter says 'You need to go next door'
1st man - 'Why?'
2nd man - that's the Optician's - this is a Hardware Shop!
Too subtle for a 6yo, maybe?