Clean silly jokes for a 6yr old?

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Her fav. is...an irish man walks into a library and asks says "fish and chips, please." The librarian says "sorry, sir, this is a library". "Oh," replies the irish man (in a whisper) "sorry, fish and chips please".

That one, and the one we got from here...
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!
She's still giggling, two days later.

Ahorse goes into a bar barman asks Why the long face?

a man went to the doctors and said 'doctor i feel like a pack of cards'

the doctor said 'ill deal with you later'

Why did tigger look down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

There are some very funny (and clean)(and non-racist, LGJ ) jokes here. Billy Connolly should read this thread.

(I love the well-behaved badger, and the interrupting sheep, and the bottom at the top )

NB ledodgy's wasn't there when I posted!

I know Jan, but it just winds me up, generally the joke was funny anyway.

Dd1's favourite jokes - she is nearly 7:

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

Why was the tomato embarrassed? Because she saw the salad dressing.

Why did the tyrannoraurus rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Man walks into a chip shop and asks for fish and chips twice, and the person serving says "I heard you the first time."

wat do you call a three legged donkey?

a wonkey

H from Steps just told that one on Celebrity Big Brother!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh

Two muffins are cooking away in the oven, one turns to the other and says

"Wow it is getting hot in here"

The other screams

"Argh a talking Muffin"

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you can a deer with no eyes and no legs.

Still no idea.

Two fish in a tank and one says to the other "do you know how to work the gun on this thing?"

Two birds on a perch and one says to the other "can you smell fish?"

i know

Man walks into a doctors

Doctor doctor, I feel I am getting smaller.

Doctor- "Well you will have to be a little patient then"

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the shop
did you think that was funny?
No, neither did the chicken because the shops were shut!

loving these (the interrupting one is a favourite of mine, except have always dome interrupting cow)

where do you find an elephant?
depends where you left it.

what do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
big holes all over Australia.

DD (5) tells her own clean version of

'what do you call 2 robbers?'
'A pair of knickers!'

As she thinks knickers isn't a very nice word she says 'A pair of pants' doesn't quite work as well but we have to laugh anyway.

Where does a frog hang his coat? A croakroom

My DD1's fav is:

What do frogs drink? Croak a cola.

Why are pirates pirates?

Because they aaarrrrrr!

how does an elephant ask for a bun??

(put your head to your shoulder and dangle your arm as a trunk and in daft voice)

can i have a bun please (doesnt work reading it,but if you do teh actions it does!)

Our fave over Christmas:

Q. What do you call a large, grey animal of no significance?

A. An irrelephant