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Clean silly jokes for a 6yr old?

57 replies

itsazoohere · 02/01/2007 09:54

Her fav. is...an irish man walks into a library and asks says "fish and chips, please." The librarian says "sorry, sir, this is a library". "Oh," replies the irish man (in a whisper) "sorry, fish and chips please".

That one, and the one we got from here...
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!
She's still giggling, two days later.

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LieselVonGiftwrapp · 02/01/2007 11:23

DDs favourite: Why is the sky so high? So that the birds dont bang their heads.

Twiglett · 02/01/2007 11:25

What flower grows between your nose and chin
2 lips (Tulips)

Knock knock
who's there
Boo
Boo hoo
Oh don't cry

kinki · 02/01/2007 19:42

knock knock
who's there?
I Dunnop
I Dunnop who?
Pooeey, you should have gone to the toilet!

Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!

knock knock
who's there?
A Tish
A Tish who?
Bless you!

kid 1: I know how to tell how old our teacher is.
kid 2: How?
kid 1: Look inside her knickers
kid 2: How will that tell us?
kid 1: Just read the age, inside mine it says age 6-7!

That's the start of my ds's comedy routine. Can't remember the rest just now. (he's 7)

Caligula · 02/01/2007 19:58

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What do cows learn at school?

Mooo-sic.

What do you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your desk in school?

Move somewhere else.

nikkie · 02/01/2007 20:23

dd2s fave(well only ) joke

knock knock
whos there?
banana
banana who?
knockknock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knockknock
who's there?
orange
orange who
orange you glad I didn't say banana

singsalot · 03/01/2007 22:11

dd 5 has two jokes that she expects us to laugh at every time

where was the man when the light went out?

in the dark

(hilarious isn't it?)

or

where was the man when the candle went out?

under the bed looking for a match

I was unsuccessful in finding a joke book before christmas, any recommendations?

cece · 03/01/2007 22:13

Did you hear about hairdressers? They aren't cutting hair any longer!

Really?

No they are cutting it shorter!

ledodgy · 03/01/2007 22:13

2 crisps walking down the road their friend stops in his car and asks them if they want a lift. The crisps reply "No thanks we're Walkers".

cece · 03/01/2007 22:15

I can jump higher than a house!

No you can't.

Yes I can and I bet you £100 that I can...

OK

(person then jumps a small amount in the air)
See I told you I could jump higher than a house... Houses can't jump!

SherlockLGJ · 03/01/2007 22:16

Her fav. is...an irish man walks into a library and asks says "fish and chips, please." The librarian says "sorry, sir, this is a library". "Oh," replies the irish man (in a whisper) "sorry, fish and chips please".

Presume that works with any Nationality, or am I just a Thick Mick ???

Dinosaur · 03/01/2007 22:17

Doctor doctor, I think I'm an apple!

Well come over here, I won't bite you...

Doctor doctor, I keep seeing double!

Well come and sit down on the couch...

Yes, but which one?

SherlockLGJ · 03/01/2007 22:17

Her fav. is...a man/woman walks into a library and asks says "fish and chips, please." The librarian says "sorry, sir, this is a library". "Oh," replies the man/woman (in a whisper) "sorry, fish and chips please".

controlfreaky2 · 03/01/2007 22:18

what is brown and sticky?
a stick!

what has a bottom at the top?
a leg!

SherlockLGJ · 03/01/2007 22:18

Well look at that, it still works as a joke.

hairymclary · 03/01/2007 22:20

what do you call a well behaved badger?

a goodger

whatkatydidntdo · 03/01/2007 22:24

why did the skeleton cross the road ?
To get to the body shop

Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was following the skeleton

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the chickens foot

Why didnt the skeleton go to the party?
He had NO BODY to go with. ROFL

slinx · 03/01/2007 22:29

Singsalot - I got my ds these for Christmas.

He is 5 and has a good go at reading them himself. At least we get a variety. Try codes sch12 and sch06 at checkout too

SherlockLGJ · 03/01/2007 22:29

Her fav. is...a black man walks into a library and asks says "fish and chips, please." The librarian says "sorry, sir, this is a library". "Oh," replies the black man (in a whisper) "sorry, fish and chips please".

SherlockLGJ · 03/01/2007 22:30

I could go on and on, I will resist the urge.

I have made my point.

kittylette · 03/01/2007 22:32

what happened to the naughty chicken at school?

he got eggspelled

hairymclary · 03/01/2007 22:33

What goes zzub, zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

JustUsTwo · 03/01/2007 22:35

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katelyle · 03/01/2007 22:36

A Canadian goes into a library and says.......
A Belgian goes into a library..no, Belgians aren't funny!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting sheep

Interupting shee

Baaaaaaaaaaah!

Timing is everything in this one -trust me, try it!

hairymclary · 03/01/2007 22:36

what do you call a pony with a sore throat?

a little horse (hoarse)

singsalot · 03/01/2007 22:40

thanx slinx
I may get to lose the false laugh now