A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what has happened. One of the nurses says, "crazy though this may sound, perhaps a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they will close the curtains for privacy.
The husband finally agrees to their scheme and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flatlines ...there is no pulse and no heartbeat. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there pulling up his pants. He says:
"I think she choked."