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Things you can only say at Christmas.......

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PeachyIsNowAChristmasFruit · 20/12/2006 16:22

  1. Did you get any under the tree?
  1. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  2. Check out Rudolph?s Honker!
  3. Santa?s sack is really bulging.
  4. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
  5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  6. I love licking the end till it?s really sharp and pointy.
  7. From here you can?t tell if they?re artificial or real.
  8. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  9. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.

Not sure about number six

OP posts:
WeWishUAMerryXmasNANappyNewYr · 20/12/2006 16:43

whats number 4 about?

PeachyIsNowAChristmasFruit · 20/12/2006 16:53

Icicles?? I hope!

OP posts:
UCM · 20/12/2006 17:00

I have one - Merry Christmas!

Gingeme · 20/12/2006 17:03

Surely number 4's about candy canes! I do the same with sea side rock

JollyOldSaintNikkielas · 21/12/2006 21:50

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