- Did you get any under the tree?
- I think your balls are hanging too low.
- Check out Rudolph?s Honker!
- Santa?s sack is really bulging.
- Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
- Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
- I love licking the end till it?s really sharp and pointy.
- From here you can?t tell if they?re artificial or real.
- Can I interest you in some dark meat?
- To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
Not sure about number six