Christmas Present
A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. As they hadn't been seeing other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the
right note, not too romantic and not too personal.
He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves, The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time.
During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the
sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Without checking Ron
sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following
letter:-
Dear Sasha,
I chose these because i've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are
easier to remove,
These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.
She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
shiny, In fact she she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing
them. I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see
you again.
When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love
Ron.
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.