It was my birthday yesterday

[Mintyy]

I have 78 or 79 or friends on FB and I do actually know (or at least have met) them all.

So 27 of those posted a Happy Birthday message on my timeline (FB kindly tell you the exact number), and another 7 or 8 sent a private message or text, and a handful of closest rellies and mates sent a birthday card via ye olde postal service.

So let's say there's 25-30 ish people I'm friends with on FB who cba to say Happy Birthday to me.

Should I dump them?

Yes. And send ninjas to their places of work.

Yes! But only after putting up a passive aggressive meme (preferably with a background of a setting sun) about truly knowing who your true friends are.

This is perfect.

Does anyone know how to change backgrounds?

There's a Facebook topic?

Since when?

And what for?