A man had just finished reading a book entitled "Man of the house" when he stormed into the kitchen,pointed a finger into his wife's face & said "from now on I want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law! You will prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight & every night! The you will draw me a bath, you will lie on the bed & take what's coming to you & then guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair?"
She replied: "The fucking funeral director"