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Love sprouts? Hate Sprouts? Bash Sprouts!

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Spagblog · 20/11/2006 09:28


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purplemonkeydishwasher · 20/11/2006 09:30


Sparkler1 · 20/11/2006 09:31

pmsl - brilliant

chestnuttyroastingbythefire · 20/11/2006 18:31

Loved his face goin green when he ate a sprout

Kelly1978 · 20/11/2006 18:36

oh you got there before me, I've been meaning to post this! I love it, my high score is 770- 77 sprouts bashed!

jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 20/11/2006 18:48

top score 840!!!

corrina28 · 04/12/2006 19:03

is this offensive to vegetarians, i wonder

iceandaslice · 07/12/2006 22:01

Thanks for the best laff in ages spagblog!!!
260 btw.

7swansaswimmingup · 07/12/2006 22:05

brilliant 280! must let my son have a go in the morning

7swansaswimmingup · 08/12/2006 07:46

ds just had a go and scored 550! hilarious

danceswithreindeer · 08/12/2006 08:08
  1. Have to say I LOVE sprouts when they're really over cooked and soggy. Delicious
xmasmummy · 10/12/2006 11:39

this is great. i got 660

PannintheChristmasPeaks · 11/12/2006 00:33

Christmas Present

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. As they hadn't been seeing other for very long, he decided
after careful consideration, that a pair of gloves would strike the
right note, not too romantic and not too personal.

He went with his girlfriends sister to Harrods and bought a dainty pair
of white fur lined gloves, The sister bought a pair of Knickers for
herself at the same time.

During the wrapping the shop assistant mixed up the two items, the
sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Without checking Ron
sealed the package and sent it to his new girlfriend with the following

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because i've noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings. If it had not been for your sister I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are
easier to remove,

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed
me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were
hardly soiled at all, I had her try yours on for me and she looked
really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her.

She also said that the pair rubs her ring which helps keep it clean and
shiny, In fact she she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing
them. I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time, as no
doubt many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see
you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just think how many
times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.

I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love


P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of
fur showing.

PannintheChristmasPeaks · 11/12/2006 00:48

"And then they had sprouts for tea."

wrong thread, but I think I got away with it....

chocolaterobin · 11/12/2006 00:54

Dp has just comented on the fact that it is ten to one and i am sitting here killing sprouts. Does sound a little strange when actually spoken!

chocolaterobin · 11/12/2006 01:04
  1. will have one more go and then bed!
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