A man dies and goes to hell, and the devil says, it's not too bad down here, you might like it, we have a different theme for every day of the week--do you like to drink? The guy says "yeah, I love to drink" satan says "good,because mondays all we do is drink, do you like to get high?" he says yeah, who doesnt?" and the devil says "great thats all we do on tuesdays, drugs galore and you never OD because you're already dead! are you gay?" He says," No, I'm not gay." satan says" Oh bummer, then wednesday is not gonna be your day............."