Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed North. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realise it's terrible weather out there, and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed", she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry" said Jack. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attornety of the attractive lady that he had met on his ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow from... "Yes I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go to the house, and pay her a visit?"
"Yes." Bob said, a little embarrased at being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid that I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
And you thought that the ending would be different, didn't you?
Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!