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Whats your favourite cheesy one liner joke?

58 replies

HowwwlidayMumsPukefest · 18/10/2006 12:25

Following on from the pirate joke!

Mines Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Tacky yes, cheesy yes, but makes me smile everytime!

OP posts:
PocketTasha · 18/10/2006 12:30

ok i'll bite

This is one of my sad favourites..

What is a shitsu?

A zoo with no animals in it!

Tortington · 18/10/2006 12:35

waddya call a fiver in a condom?
coming into money

Original poster
HowwwlidayMumsPukefest · 18/10/2006 12:56

groan

OP posts:
themaskedposter · 18/10/2006 14:42

whats brown and sticky??

a stick

Original poster
HowwwlidayMumsPukefest · 18/10/2006 14:57

thats my second fave! (saddo I know)
Whats black an sticky?

A burnt stick!

OP posts:
LazyLou · 18/10/2006 15:18

Oooooh, reminds me...

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink Fluff pmsl

HuwEdwards · 18/10/2006 15:23

why did the man cross the road?

cos he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken

howlidaymum · 19/10/2006 13:05

Someone has to have some good ones!You know you want to tell them really!

bottersnike · 19/10/2006 13:09

What's E.T. short for?

Because he's only got little legs.

Gets me every time

howlidaymum · 19/10/2006 13:10

good one!

themaskedposter · 19/10/2006 20:32

howl

carolcoles · 19/10/2006 20:35

Love the chicken joke has been my favourite for years.
I'm easily amused

MORE MORE

Blandmum · 19/10/2006 20:35

What do you do with a wombat?

Play wom!

foulmoonfiend · 19/10/2006 20:39

Horse walks into a bar... why the long face? asks the barman...

What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out grandad's pants?

Grandma!

The world's fastest cake? Scone!

booom booom

Beafryd2veryafrydnervesleft · 19/10/2006 20:39

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug!

foulmoonfiend · 19/10/2006 20:40

pockettasha - that is my fave joke

foulmoonfiend · 19/10/2006 20:41

what do you call a man with a log on his head? Edward

What do you call a man with lots of logs on his head?
Edward woodwood

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?

Bob.

madmarchscare · 19/10/2006 20:44

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

gem1984 · 19/10/2006 20:44

2 eggs in frying pan
1 says bloody hell its hot in here
the other says bloody hell a talking egg!!!!

not exactly a 1 liner but i love it!

Californifright · 19/10/2006 20:46

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curlew · 19/10/2006 21:58

What do you call a man with no arms and legs who swims the channel?

A clever dick.

"Waiter, bring me an alligator sandwich and make it snappy"

What do you call a woman who put her credit card statement in the fire?

Bernadette

lockets · 19/10/2006 22:00

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Pannfriedpumpkin · 19/10/2006 22:23

Whats the fastest drink in the world?

Milk, as it is past-your-eyes before you've seen it.

howlidaymum · 20/10/2006 10:48

groan groan and groan again!