Whats your favourite cheesy one liner joke?

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Following on from the pirate joke!

Mines Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Tacky yes, cheesy yes, but makes me smile everytime!

A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint and a mop.

What wobbles in a pram?

A Jellybaby

what do you call a man with a cow on his head?

pat

what did the aliens say when they landed in a garden?

take me to your weeder

not a one liner !

man sitting on the beach wiv no arms or legs lady walks past+ says 'have u ever been kissed' he says no so she kisses him.
another lady walks past ans asks 'have u ever had a cuddle'he says no so she gives him one
then another lady walks past and says'have u ever been fu*ed'?he says no she says'you fu*in will be when the tide comes in!!!!!!!!!

Two elephants fall off a cliff.

Boom! Boom!

what do you do when you see a spaceman?

park your car, man.

why do baby elephants walk softly?

because they're only little and they can't walk hardly.

why did the banana go to the doctor?

because he wasn't peeling well.

why did the banana go to the doctor?

because he wasn't peeling well.

Whar do mexicans put under thier carpets?

underlay underlay

What do you call a fly with no wings?

a walk

boy - I wanna get inside your knickers
girl- Why?
boy- because I just pissed in mine

What did you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

russell.

sorry about the last one.

why are elephants big and grey and wrinkled?

because if they were small and white and smooth they'd be an aspirin.

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

put it in the oven 'til it's bill withers.

Have had a giggle at some of these!, my all time favourite...

What's orange and sounds like a parrott...

...a carrott! (oh it's so clean you could eat your tea off it)

Purseyhandbags am loving Bill Withers joke, great.

More more!

why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

tequila

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRh (said pirate stylie)

A pirate walks into a bar
the bartender says 'hey friend did you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly?'
the pirate says 'Yarrr! It's driving me nuts!'