Whats your favourite cheesy one liner joke?

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Following on from the pirate joke!

Mines Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Tacky yes, cheesy yes, but makes me smile everytime!

A man with two left feet walks into a sho shop. What does he buy?
Flip Flips

What do you call an Italian with feet made out of rubber?
Roberto

What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?
A nervous wreck

not a one-liner but...

a bear walks into a bar and asks for "a pint of bitter and........... er.... errr......a packet of cheese and onion crisps pleaase"

barman asks "why the big pause"

and the bear replies.....

"dunno, they've always been like this"

A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman for a double entendre...

So he gives her one.

Policeman found 2 men one of whom was drinking battery acid and the other eating fireworks.
He charged one and let the other one off.

An old Sandi Toksvig joke that still makes me ! and I know it's more than one line!!

Bloke walks into a bar. Says OUCH.

haha uqd

MadameMorticiaMills - that skeleton joke is DH's top time favourite - he'd be proud of you. I was going to post that one!

What do you call a French man wearing sandals

Philippe Phillop

and my personal favourite....

What did the '0' say to the number 8?

Nice belt