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doctors visit

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scarybluealien · 13/10/2006 20:44

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. "Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly show him how much you love him.

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

OP posts:
beckybraAAARGHstraps · 14/10/2006 00:06

The priest at our wedding told this joke in his sermon!

charliebat · 14/10/2006 17:44

PMSL...very good

nikkie · 14/10/2006 20:21
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