Funny Family Fortunes Answers

[Sparkler1]

Remember the TV Game Show?

Just found this link:- Actual answers given on the show. Very, ery funny.

I have to say the two that had me giggling were the ones about the sheep and the worms.

Here have a giggle

Saw a great one yesterday:

Name a character from the Wizard of Oz?
The frog

(his wife had just said the yellow brick road)

And the best one ever, on the US version:

In which month of pregnancy does a woman usually begin to show?
September.

V funny! I was emailed this list and was crying with laughter after a while. Amazing that people really said these things!

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Have they got the fish one?

'Name a type of ache'

'Fish'

They have name a kind of ache - fillet o fish

Ohhhhh, ache!!!

(I get it now )

I don't!

I always thought he had misheard it as 'hake' and got confused. But then you never know...

that must be it

Yes, hake was what I was thinking (add an H!)

Really, really funny
mind you a friend does actually have a piano in his garage!

I still think the funniest one i've ever seen was when someone just answered all the questions saying "Turkey".

where do they get people like that from?

i remember one where they asked 'name a dangerous race' and the person replied 'Arabs'.

oh, i have to bump this, i am sitting in bed reading this and pmsl when i shld be asleep!!!

it is so funny (either that or i am just v overtired!)

I just come across this, I'm crying with laughter and only got half way through!

LOL at :
a nickname for a slim person: "Slimmy.."
and
Something you open other than a door: "Your bowels.."

LOL!

Just read those to my DH and he is crying with laughter at them!!

On the Royle family,

It said he asked 100 people to name something green.

the old dear buzzed and said her cardigan.

lmao