SLEB ALERT!! Guess who I just stood next to........

[donnie]

in John Lewis Brent Cross?
will drip feed - a prize for the winner!

first clue: male and young-ish.

Mr Humphries I'm free.

Gok?

Is it a proper celeb or some nobody from xfactor/iliveinchelsea/essex etc. that I'll never have heard off?

Ooh I think Gilbert wins!

And the prize goes to.........Gilbert

Yes, t'was the gorgeous Gok! he was buying little girls fairy pants and we cracked a joke together !

He is unbelievably good looking in RL.

Ooh lucky you! We just saw Noel Fielding pass by MNHQ.

The bloke of sewing bee, can't remember his name, has a beard!

Aha, that was going to be my next question, what did he buy?

YESSSSSS I have never won this game before!

Was he shiny? What did he smell like?

Ooh check you joking around with the stars :o

Did you suddenly get paranoid about your outfit?

OMG Noel Fielding!!!

I love Noel Fielding, he's so whimsical! Was he wearing something outrageous?

DH has had a double-kiss from Gok!

At least I have heard of him, I had to google Rylan and I'm still not sure who he is.

Gilbert "what did he smell like" what the hell kinda question is that you wee creep

Gok Wan?

Yes I did Squtternut and was lamenting my awful grey roots because I am too stingy haven't had time to visit the hairdresser!

Did he feel your bangers?

I saw Louis Spence the other day

Ha ha by the time it took the bloodymobile site to load, it was all done and dusted.

I walked into him on the Southbank once. Wasn't looking where I was going and WHACK. Major

Quiet , I just wondered! He looks like he'd smell a bit citrussy

Gilbert I didn't detect any particular aroma but he was certainly very groomed looking !

He was wearing extremely low slung jeans so I could almost see his bum and tried very hard to do just that

Hate these threads.
Now I've got to keep coming to find out who it is.

Russell Brand