Sharon called her boyfriend one evening to help her put together a new puzzle she had just bought.
She said "Its got over a thousand pieces, but I can't figure it out..Can you come over and help me?"
The boyfriend asked "What's the puzzle supposed to look like?"
Sharon answered "Well, according to the box, it's supposed to be a rooster."
So the boyfriend goes over to her house to help. When he gets there, he sees that she's got the pieces strewn out all over the table, and she's looking quite perplexed and frustrated.
He takes one look at the box, sighs.. puts his arms on her shoulders and says:
"Honey.. The first thing I need to tell you, is that you're not going to get anything that even remotely resembles a rooster."
"Secondly..Close your eyes, take a deep breath and.."
Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.
( I hope I have posted this in the right place?)
( I know its on us girls but it made me laugh. )