Ed was in trouble.
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He forgot his wedding anniversary.
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His wife was really angry.
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She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
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The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
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When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box gift - wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
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Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
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She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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Ed has been missing since Friday.