We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
: ) means a smile and
: ( is a frown.
Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?"
Here goes:
(!) a regular arse
(!) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(*) a sore arse
{!} a swishy arse
(o)
an arse that's been around
(x) kiss my arse
(X) leave my arse alone
(zzz) a tired arse
( E=mc2) a smart arse
($) Money coming out of his arse
(?) Dumb Arse
You have just been e-mooned!