You may not know that many non-living items are actually male or female,
for example:
- Freezer Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in but
you can see right through them.
- Photocopiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if
the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
- Tyres -- Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
- Hot Air Balloons -- Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you
have to light a fire under them, and of course, there's the hot air part.
- Sponges -- female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
- Web Pages -- Female, because they're always getting hit on.
- Trains -- Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
- Egg Timers -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
- Hammers -- Male, because they haven't changed much over the last
5,000 years, but are handy to have around.
- The Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male but
consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.