Copy and paste the following into your web address bar. It should give you a nice pre Christmas treat. (only 5 months to go!!!) Bear in mind that none of the "noises" are simulated, they are all real, and have been edited together in the song. I just can't believe that people actually find the time to record themselves doing this but there are actual websites out there where people send recordings in and then someone rates them!!! Sorry if you find it offensive but I loved it, nearly wet myself laughing.
www.office-humour.co.uk/download.cfm?id=2526