I think it's ridiculous to say mothers can't wear skinny jeans or they look like a "parsnip"... I'm a mother of 3 girls ranging from 16-10 and I'm 5'1 and weigh 110 pds and I personally look hot in skinny jeans... Btw I'm 42 yrs old... Also I've had uggs for 30 yrs now b4 EVERYBODY loved them... They are comfortable and I live in them in winter... Get out of the 50's... Some if u are 30 going on 60.... Live it up:)