What Mummy Really Wants For Christmas Is....

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So the question is now being asked in the family "what do you want for christmas?". It got me thinking of what I would really like....to have a shower/bath/poo without a toddler audience...to put my hand in my handbag and not pull out a lump of coins stuck together with squashed raisins...
What's on your list?

Chris Hemsworth
Sorry I couldn't resist

To lose the stone I can not shift since I gave up smoking.
Oh and if poss for my kids to just learn to get on with each other.

Hangoverless gin. And zero calorie chocolate.

But realistically I would like a solo wee and to be able to find time to shave both legs on the same day!

To lie down quietly and alone for at least a week.

To have a very very expensive month long holiday!

Pate and blue cheese and lots and lots and lots of beer and a fag. I'm nearly 39 weeks pregnant, getting induced next week so it may well come true!

A long lie in then a leisurely bath while I read my kindle.

a threesome with jason statham and my DP

Josh Holloway, Danny Dyer & a lie-in!??