You are the only people who can help me with this!!!! lol

[Gillybean73]

I am a size 18 and have been invited to boldly go where I've never been before and will no doubt ever go again - a Star Trek themed party this Saturday evening!
I've searched online for something suitable and the only things coming up are £40-£50 and wouldn't fit me anyway! The women's outfits are like size 6-12
Is anyone out there good at thinking outside the box as to who/what I can dress up as? I don't want to do something obvious like buy a set of pointy ears and go as Mr Spock. I would love to do something humorous if possible, in a spoof/piss take kinda way but I've been racking my brains and getting nowhere. AAaaaarrrrrggghhh!!! Please help!!

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Where a dress similar to this one plus black tights, knee high boots, a bluetooth earpiece and a shortish black wig and go as Uhuru

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=cf.drafthouse.com/_uploads/galleries/3401/mp_startrek_uhura.jpg&imgrefurl=www.afrodeity.co.uk/2013/05/uhura-star-trek-and-black-female-geek.html&h=1252&w=900&sz=927&tbnid=m0hCAVGUgYwIUM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=68&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dstar%2Btrek%2Buhura%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=star+trek+uhura&usg=__7CuKR_SAfHiijEKeBOCZ7csW_Fw=&docid=Wfu9rHekAiiQ2M&sa=X&ei=V1EwUtGzFfGI7Aao1ICIAQ&sqi=2&ved=0CEgQ9QEwAw&dur=3145" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Uhuru

There is the standard "captain's log" (long brown tube of material) joke outfit for Star Trek parties, or could you go as the space ship, with a disc of cardboard on your front and back with its fins as your feet?

Or this dress in size 18

Oh. I love that! "Captains log"

What about dressing up as one of the aliens? Anything would go.

Take your pick

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If you have anything at all hairy that you could drape around yourself, you could go as a <a class="break-all" href="//www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090530212259/memoryalpha/en/images/f/fa/Kirk_surrounded_by_Tribbles.jpg&imgrefurl=en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Tribble&h=765&w=1024&sz=88&tbnid=CmJYm__ZCRKlMM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=121&zoom=1&usg=__apVFDMvL3Wp6tmmnvIEIrZ4sinY=&docid=Xl00SoOa4gwKgM&sa=X&ei=nVQwUovmMqiM7QaA_4C4Aw&ved=0CDsQ9QEwAg&dur=1133" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">tribble. (Very popular humorous episode.)

All you'd need is green or blue face paint for that alien woman in the title sequences, and a flowy chiffon scarf. I suggest blue cos green is hard to wash off.

Thanks Ladies, all great ideas. I had a blinding flash of inspiration this morning and have decided to go as 'Star Shrek' , I've ordered green face paint, and orange hair dye plus a set of Shrek ears online. Praying it all arrives in time for Saturday and Princess Fiona shall boldly go where I've never gone before, although zaphod has me decidedly worried now.......does green really not wash off???

I went to one as the green woman from the opening credits of the old Star Trek, here. Green does not come off. Three baths at 3am the night of the party and I was picking green out of my orifices for weeks.

Green face paint is the worst to get off!!

You can mix the face paint with a little baby lotion to make it easier to remove.

If you change your mind I think I would cut arm and leg holes into a cardboard box and go as the Borg Cube!

Lol lol lol, can't even use the green tinge to throw a sickie from work as I'm the boss!!

Hope you are having a good time.

What did you go as?