sleep talking

[devonshiredumpling]

ds shouted at the top of his voice the other night I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO SLEEP MUMMY (he was fast asleep a the time)
same night dd was saying nom nom chocolate river and wallpaper licks?
question is did I poison their milk and have you heard any weird and wonderful sayings from the land of nod?

DP tends to have spectacular dreams and talks out loud when he is a bit feverish. The best one was when he woke me to tell me that it was ok, I didn't need to worry, because the submarines were underneath the city...

DD isn't yet talking properly but has been known to half wake in the middle of the night and say "oh no, oh dear..." as she gets herself comfy again.

Apparently, I was once heard to say "turn the tap off - you'll get the panda wet".
I have NO idea.

While it's not been updated in a while, there is a brilliant backlog of sleep talking recordings (most NSFW) on Sleep Talkin' Man. Superb!