I've got to sell this on ebay for my folks. HOW do I do it with a straight face?

[RoooneyMara]

It is the Delft Charger you never knew you needed, although I suspect the innocent Dutch artist who painted it was having a laugh.

So how do you list something like this?

Apparently in the USA they go for hundreds

why am I the family ebayer

I have listed it, it is described as 'Rustic' (best I could come up with)

Honestly did they not notice these things in 18th century Holland? I assume babies were all delivered by the stork.

I'd have photographed from a different angle...

I tried thatm it still looked rude. Oh well. Maybe someone will buy the thing!

Snort! I used "delft charger" as the search term so got lots of plates. Was wondering how I would find yours but I just KNEW it as soon as soon as it scrolled into view.
I think it will have quite a niche market and I bet you have loads of views.

I had to look twice before I noticed the, erm, massive cock and balls that appears to be on it

Turn the photo upside down so it looks like a face rather that... you know Have your parents not noticed it?

I pointed it out to them. My mother is a Catholic, it was an awkward moment.

I have had 17 views on the penis plate. that'll be you lot then

It does remind me of Baldrick. My lord, by strange coincidence, I happen to have a thingy that is shaped like a turnip.

Painted by a peasant. Should be in the tagline really