I have a Jonathon Creek style mystery on my hands...

[notanyanymore]

Me and dp had a row, he went out. I'm sat in the study and over the noise of the computer/fan I thought I maybe heard the back door go... couple of mins, bit more banging then nothing. So I went to check. On the side in the kitchen has appeared a bottle of diet coke and a big bar of galaxy. But no sign of dp. His car is on the drive, have searched the whole house (even cupboards etc) no sign. The weird thing? Both doors are locked by keys ON THE INSIDE!!! You can't have a key in the lock on one side and lock it from the other. So, has he done a Houdini on me?....

sorry forgot to update, it was all very dull! he's come back, put the stuff on the side (as some kind of appology) and then gone to the pub with the neighbour! no mystery just broken locks... I was quite disappointed by the dullness of it all, no ninja'ing out the windows, no vapourisation, just a normal old bog standard row (complete with him going to my MUM's to moan a bout me!!) But the trip to the pub with the neighbour was new!

Oh :(

I hoped we'd find out he'd done a Luther style slither out from under the bed

lol so did I! Rows get so dull, I'd have enjoyed some kind of off the wall grand finale, ho hum back to the same old (I used to quite fancy Jonathon Creek too)

Ltb

Tell him he has disappoint the whole of mn with that. I wanted him to be strapped to the ceiling or in a secret room behind a bookcase

I've started a new thread about stupid things done after a row now

QOD can you link your thread? I want to seee!

yes QOD please link it.

sorry OP that you are disappointed.
but better this way.

Luther- style slithering from under bed would have been gruesome.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1802367-Whats-the-most-stupid-thing-youve-done-after-a-row-I-hid-under-a-bed

No wormholes? No Sapphire & Steel?

Hmmph.

Would be a pretty cool way to dispell post-row bad vibes though, I shall consider something similar myself in future.

That was brilliant! Exciting! #ImustGetALife